';
$vardump = empty($var) ? true : $vardump;
if($vardump) {
var_dump($var);
} else {
print_r($var);
}
exit();
}
function debuginfo() {
global $_G;
if(getglobal('setting/debug')) {
$db = & DB::object();
$_G['debuginfo'] = array(
'time' => number_format((microtime(true) - $_G['starttime']), 6),
'queries' => $db->querynum,
'memory' => ucwords(C::memory()->type)
);
if($db->slaveid) {
$_G['debuginfo']['queries'] = 'Total '.$db->querynum.', Slave '.$db->slavequery;
}
return TRUE;
} else {
return FALSE;
}
}
function getfocus_rand($module) {
global $_G;
if(empty($_G['setting']['focus']) || !array_key_exists($module, $_G['setting']['focus']) || !empty($_G['cookie']['nofocus_'.$module]) || !$_G['setting']['focus'][$module]) {
return null;
}
loadcache('focus');
if(empty($_G['cache']['focus']['data']) || !is_array($_G['cache']['focus']['data'])) {
return null;
}
$focusid = $_G['setting']['focus'][$module][array_rand($_G['setting']['focus'][$module])];
return $focusid;
}
function check_seccode($value, $idhash, $fromjs = 0, $modid = '') {
return helper_seccheck::check_seccode($value, $idhash, $fromjs, $modid);
}
function check_secqaa($value, $idhash) {
return helper_seccheck::check_secqaa($value, $idhash);
}
function seccheck($rule, $param = array()) {
return helper_seccheck::seccheck($rule, $param);
}
function make_seccode($seccode = '') {
return helper_seccheck::make_seccode($seccode);
}
function make_secqaa() {
return helper_seccheck::make_secqaa();
}
function adshow($parameter) {
global $_G;
if($_G['inajax'] || $_G['group']['closead']) {
return;
}
$return = (isset($_G['config']['plugindeveloper']) && $_G['config']['plugindeveloper'] == 2) ? '[ad '.$parameter.'] ' : '';
$params = explode('/', $parameter);
$customid = 0;
$customc = explode('_', $params[0]);
if($customc[0] == 'custom') {
$params[0] = $customc[0];
$customid = $customc[1];
}
$adcontent = null;
if(empty($_G['setting']['advtype']) || !in_array($params[0], $_G['setting']['advtype'])) {
$adcontent = '';
}
if($adcontent === null) {
loadcache('advs');
$adids = array();
$evalcode = &$_G['cache']['advs']['evalcode'][$params[0]];
$parameters = &$_G['cache']['advs']['parameters'][$params[0]];
$codes = &$_G['cache']['advs']['code'][$_G['basescript']][$params[0]];
if(!empty($codes)) {
foreach($codes as $adid => $code) {
$parameter = &$parameters[$adid];
$checked = true;
@eval($evalcode['check']);
if($checked) {
$adids[] = $adid;
}
}
if(!empty($adids)) {
$adcode = $extra = '';
@eval($evalcode['create']);
if(empty($notag)) {
$adcontent = ''.$adcode.'';
} else {
$adcontent = $adcode;
}
}
}
}
$adfunc = 'ad_'.$params[0];
$_G['setting']['pluginhooks'][$adfunc] = null;
hookscript('ad', 'global', 'funcs', array('params' => $params, 'content' => $adcontent, 'customid' => $customid), $adfunc);
if(!$_G['setting']['hookscript']['global']['ad']['funcs'][$adfunc]) {
hookscript('ad', $_G['basescript'], 'funcs', array('params' => $params, 'content' => $adcontent, 'customid' => $customid), $adfunc);
}
return $return.($_G['setting']['pluginhooks'][$adfunc] === null ? $adcontent : $_G['setting']['pluginhooks'][$adfunc]);
}
function showmessage($message, $url_forward = '', $values = array(), $extraparam = array(), $custom = 0) {
require_once libfile('function/message');
return dshowmessage($message, $url_forward, $values, $extraparam, $custom);
}
function submitcheck($var, $allowget = 0, $seccodecheck = 0, $secqaacheck = 0) {
if(!getgpc($var)) {
return FALSE;
} else {
return helper_form::submitcheck($var, $allowget, $seccodecheck, $secqaacheck);
}
}
function multi($num, $perpage, $curpage, $mpurl, $maxpages = 0, $page = 10, $autogoto = FALSE, $simple = FALSE, $jsfunc = FALSE) {
return $num > $perpage ? helper_page::multi($num, $perpage, $curpage, $mpurl, $maxpages, $page, $autogoto, $simple, $jsfunc) : '';
}
function simplepage($num, $perpage, $curpage, $mpurl) {
return helper_page::simplepage($num, $perpage, $curpage, $mpurl);
}
function censor($message, $modword = NULL, $return = FALSE, $modasban = TRUE) {
return helper_form::censor($message, $modword, $return, $modasban);
}
function censormod($message) {
return getglobal('group/ignorecensor') || !$message ? false :helper_form::censormod($message);
}
function space_merge(&$values, $tablename, $isarchive = false) {
global $_G;
$uid = empty($values['uid'])?$_G['uid']:$values['uid'];
$var = "member_{$uid}_{$tablename}";
if($uid) {
if(!isset($_G[$var])) {
$ext = $isarchive ? '_archive' : '';
if(($_G[$var] = C::t('common_member_'.$tablename.$ext)->fetch($uid)) !== false) {
if($tablename == 'field_home') {
$_G['setting']['privacy'] = empty($_G['setting']['privacy']) ? array() : (is_array($_G['setting']['privacy']) ? $_G['setting']['privacy'] : dunserialize($_G['setting']['privacy']));
$_G[$var]['privacy'] = empty($_G[$var]['privacy'])? array() : is_array($_G[$var]['privacy']) ? $_G[$var]['privacy'] : dunserialize($_G[$var]['privacy']);
foreach (array('feed','view','profile') as $pkey) {
if(empty($_G[$var]['privacy'][$pkey]) && !isset($_G[$var]['privacy'][$pkey])) {
$_G[$var]['privacy'][$pkey] = isset($_G['setting']['privacy'][$pkey]) ? $_G['setting']['privacy'][$pkey] : array();
}
}
$_G[$var]['acceptemail'] = empty($_G[$var]['acceptemail'])? array() : dunserialize($_G[$var]['acceptemail']);
if(empty($_G[$var]['acceptemail'])) {
$_G[$var]['acceptemail'] = empty($_G['setting']['acceptemail'])?array():dunserialize($_G['setting']['acceptemail']);
}
}
} else {
C::t('common_member_'.$tablename.$ext)->insert(array('uid'=>$uid));
$_G[$var] = array();
}
}
$values = array_merge($values, $_G[$var]);
}
}
function runlog($file, $message, $halt=0) {
helper_log::runlog($file, $message, $halt);
}
function stripsearchkey($string) {
$string = trim($string);
$string = str_replace('*', '%', addcslashes($string, '%_'));
return $string;
}
function dmkdir($dir, $mode = 0777, $makeindex = TRUE){
if(!is_dir($dir)) {
dmkdir(dirname($dir), $mode, $makeindex);
@mkdir($dir, $mode);
if(!empty($makeindex)) {
@touch($dir.'/index.html'); @chmod($dir.'/index.html', 0777);
}
}
return true;
}
function dreferer($default = '') {
global $_G;
$default = empty($default) && $_ENV['curapp'] ? $_ENV['curapp'].'.php' : '';
$_G['referer'] = !empty($_GET['referer']) ? $_GET['referer'] : $_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER'];
$_G['referer'] = substr($_G['referer'], -1) == '?' ? substr($_G['referer'], 0, -1) : $_G['referer'];
if(strpos($_G['referer'], 'member.php?mod=logging')) {
$_G['referer'] = $default;
}
$reurl = parse_url($_G['referer']);
if(!$reurl || (isset($reurl['scheme']) && !in_array(strtolower($reurl['scheme']), array('http', 'https')))) {
$_G['referer'] = '';
}
list($http_host,)=explode(':', $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']);
if(!empty($reurl['host']) && !in_array($reurl['host'], array($http_host, 'www.'.$http_host)) && !in_array($http_host, array($reurl['host'], 'www.'.$reurl['host']))) {
if(!in_array($reurl['host'], $_G['setting']['domain']['app']) && !isset($_G['setting']['domain']['list'][$reurl['host']])) {
$domainroot = substr($reurl['host'], strpos($reurl['host'], '.')+1);
if(empty($_G['setting']['domain']['root']) || (is_array($_G['setting']['domain']['root']) && !in_array($domainroot, $_G['setting']['domain']['root']))) {
$_G['referer'] = $_G['setting']['domain']['defaultindex'] ? $_G['setting']['domain']['defaultindex'] : 'index.php';
}
}
} elseif(empty($reurl['host'])) {
$_G['referer'] = $_G['siteurl'].'./'.$_G['referer'];
}
$_G['referer'] = durlencode($_G['referer']);
return $_G['referer'];
}
function ftpcmd($cmd, $arg1 = '') {
static $ftp;
$ftpconfig = getglobal('setting/ftp');
if(empty($ftpconfig['on']) || empty($ftpconfig['host'])) {
return $cmd == 'error' ? -101 : 0;
} elseif($ftp == null) {
$ftp = & discuz_ftp::instance();
}
if(!$ftp->enabled) {
return $ftp->error();
} elseif($ftp->enabled && !$ftp->connectid) {
$ftp->connect();
}
switch ($cmd) {
case 'upload' : return $ftp->upload(getglobal('setting/attachdir').'/'.$arg1, $arg1); break;
case 'delete' : return $ftp->ftp_delete($arg1); break;
case 'close' : return $ftp->ftp_close(); break;
case 'error' : return $ftp->error(); break;
case 'object' : return $ftp; break;
default : return false;
}
}
function diconv($str, $in_charset, $out_charset = CHARSET, $ForceTable = FALSE) {
global $_G;
$in_charset = strtoupper($in_charset);
$out_charset = strtoupper($out_charset);
if(empty($str) || $in_charset == $out_charset) {
return $str;
}
$out = '';
if(!$ForceTable) {
if(function_exists('iconv')) {
$out = iconv($in_charset, $out_charset.'//IGNORE', $str);
} elseif(function_exists('mb_convert_encoding')) {
$out = mb_convert_encoding($str, $out_charset, $in_charset);
}
}
if($out == '') {
$chinese = new Chinese($in_charset, $out_charset, true);
$out = $chinese->Convert($str);
}
return $out;
}
function widthauto() {
global $_G;
if($_G['disabledwidthauto']) {
return 0;
}
if(!empty($_G['widthauto'])) {
return $_G['widthauto'] > 0 ? 1 : 0;
}
if($_G['setting']['switchwidthauto'] && !empty($_G['cookie']['widthauto'])) {
return $_G['cookie']['widthauto'] > 0 ? 1 : 0;
} else {
return $_G['setting']['allowwidthauto'] ? 0 : 1;
}
}
function renum($array) {
$newnums = $nums = array();
foreach ($array as $id => $num) {
$newnums[$num][] = $id;
$nums[$num] = $num;
}
return array($nums, $newnums);
}
function sizecount($size) {
if($size >= 1073741824) {
$size = round($size / 1073741824 * 100) / 100 . ' GB';
} elseif($size >= 1048576) {
$size = round($size / 1048576 * 100) / 100 . ' MB';
} elseif($size >= 1024) {
$size = round($size / 1024 * 100) / 100 . ' KB';
} else {
$size = intval($size) . ' Bytes';
}
return $size;
}
function swapclass($class1, $class2 = '') {
static $swapc = null;
$swapc = isset($swapc) && $swapc != $class1 ? $class1 : $class2;
return $swapc;
}
function writelog($file, $log) {
helper_log::writelog($file, $log);
}
function getstatus($status, $position) {
$t = $status & pow(2, $position - 1) ? 1 : 0;
return $t;
}
function setstatus($position, $value, $baseon = null) {
$t = pow(2, $position - 1);
if($value) {
$t = $baseon | $t;
} elseif ($baseon !== null) {
$t = $baseon & ~$t;
} else {
$t = ~$t;
}
return $t & 0xFFFF;
}
function notification_add($touid, $type, $note, $notevars = array(), $system = 0) {
return helper_notification::notification_add($touid, $type, $note, $notevars, $system);
}
function manage_addnotify($type, $from_num = 0, $langvar = array()) {
helper_notification::manage_addnotify($type, $from_num, $langvar);
}
function sendpm($toid, $subject, $message, $fromid = '', $replypmid = 0, $isusername = 0, $type = 0) {
return helper_pm::sendpm($toid, $subject, $message, $fromid, $replypmid, $isusername, $type);
}
function g_icon($groupid, $return = 0) {
global $_G;
if(empty($_G['cache']['usergroups'][$groupid]['icon'])) {
$s = '';
} else {
if(preg_match('/^https?:\/\//is', $_G['cache']['usergroups'][$groupid]['icon'])) {
$s = '
';
} else {
$s = '
';
}
}
if($return) {
return $s;
} else {
echo $s;
}
}
function updatediytemplate($targettplname = '', $tpldirectory = '') {
$r = false;
$alldata = !empty($targettplname) ? array( C::t('common_diy_data')->fetch($targettplname, $tpldirectory)) : C::t('common_diy_data')->range();
require_once libfile('function/portalcp');
foreach($alldata as $value) {
$r = save_diy_data($value['tpldirectory'], $value['primaltplname'], $value['targettplname'], dunserialize($value['diycontent']));
}
return $r;
}
function space_key($uid, $appid=0) {
global $_G;
return substr(md5($_G['setting']['siteuniqueid'].'|'.$uid.(empty($appid)?'':'|'.$appid)), 8, 16);
}
function getposttablebytid($tids, $primary = 0) {
return table_forum_post::getposttablebytid($tids, $primary);
}
function getposttable($tableid = 0, $prefix = false) {
return table_forum_post::getposttable($tableid, $prefix);
}
function memory($cmd, $key='', $value='', $ttl = 0, $prefix = '') {
if($cmd == 'check') {
return C::memory()->enable ? C::memory()->type : '';
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if(defined('DISCUZ_DEBUG') && DISCUZ_DEBUG) {
if(is_array($key)) {
foreach($key as $k) {
C::memory()->debug[$cmd][] = ($cmd == 'get' || $cmd == 'rm' || $cmd == 'add' ? $value : '').$prefix.$k;
}
} else {
C::memory()->debug[$cmd][] = ($cmd == 'get' || $cmd == 'rm' || $cmd == 'add' ? $value : '').$prefix.$key;
}
}
switch ($cmd) {
case 'set': return C::memory()->set($key, $value, $ttl, $prefix); break;
case 'add': return C::memory()->add($key, $value, $ttl, $prefix); break;
case 'get': return C::memory()->get($key, $value); break;
case 'rm': return C::memory()->rm($key, $value); break;
case 'inc': return C::memory()->inc($key, $value ? $value : 1); break;
case 'dec': return C::memory()->dec($key, $value ? $value : -1); break;
}
}
return null;
}
function ipaccess($ip, $accessli
[转贴]塞车 - 文学艺术 - 台山同学网 - Powered by Discuz!
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[转贴]塞车
早上七点就开始堵，你瞧瞧那路上的铁甲怪物，一辆接着一辆，脑袋顶屁股。半天不带挪窝的。我就不明白了，从天明堵到天黑，这样的日子何时是一个源头，何时是一个尽头？已经是起得比鸡早，睡得比小姐晚了，想要路上不堵，这还是远远不够。收音机里播报不堵的地点，找了半天，说声抱歉，没有，而播报堵得地点，一大窜，差点没把妹子憋过气去。算了，你不说我也知道，塔里木盆地车少。
看见加塞的我就来气，大家都排着队呢，你强行插入，和强奸有什么区别？你开车比我开得好一些呀？逼得我恨恨地想，要是老子闲得无聊，又开的是坦克，那该多好呀，顶他一下，交警还判他陪我钱。哈哈，爽。还有那狂按喇叭的，靠，没看见前头都堵成铁桶了，你按喇叭有个屁用呀。有本事，你吃几棵菠菜，上前把那些汽车一一翻倒在路边，我立马给你让道。乌乌滴滴，一声一声，跟号丧似的，也不觉得烦躁？怕上班迟到，那你早点出来呀，假使你临晨四点就出来了，我保证你说不出来的孤独感。你又想高潮期出来，又想快速到达目的地，我给你指条唯一的明道，搞辆直升飞机试试。
前面的面瓜让我生气，一五大三粗的大老爷们，开一娇小的QQ，这么变态我就不说你了。想不到你开车也这么面，绿灯亮了，你半天才启动，不知道是在梦游，还是在思考人生。开在快车道上，嘎优嘎优，象是和乌龟赛跑似的。新手吧？新手就在最右边的车道上漫步呀，你压着快车道，损人不利己，学交规的时候老师没教育你吗？这个杀手着实有点蠢，唯一不堵的那些地段，都让这家伙给浪费了。
也不知道交通设计部门是怎么想的，环路上的出口和入口都是那么地接近，以至于进去的车和出来的车互相抢道，形成堵车点。三岁小孩都知道嘴巴和肛门不能带接近，那些城市规划者楞是不懂，说是动脉硬化也好，说是超级痔疮也好，总之，八车道还堵得一塌糊涂的话，车多是天灾，道路设计不合理是人祸。人家上海的主干道狭窄得跟北京的胡同一样，照样车水马龙，靠，跟人家多学着点。否则，路建得越多，堵得就越厉害。
那交警也逗，你说你大早上的，查什么超载呀。把一外地大卡车往路边一拦，开始慢腾腾地开罚款单，后面一路车都得并线，狂按喇叭，互相比勇敢。谁蹭上谁，这条道又废了。查超载应该找个车少的时候呀，这么堵，还拦下一庞然大物在路边，你是铁着心想让道路更拥堵，是吧？有交警的地方必然堵车，这居然是我长期摸索出来的一条经验，看他们挺负责的样子，本不忍心在埋怨他们，只是觉得，他们要是再多开窍一点就好了。
抢，抢，你们这些自行车和行人，就埋头向前冲，和机动车抢吧。我肯定不敢撞你。要说咱们老百姓还真是不畏死，人行道的红灯就跟没设一样。有时候快要撞上了，猛踩一脚刹车，惊出一声冷汗。抬头看车头前面的行人，依然冷静，潇洒，从容，风度翩翩地丈量地球。真想熄火，下车，照着他的屁股来一脚，然后大喊一声，你家着火了，快跑呀。我真担心他依然一点反应都没有，比木头还有定力。我惹不起他们，我躲得起他们，他们欺负我，我就欺负其他的机动车，我知道，其他的机动车不敢蹭我。蹭了，还有保险公司呢。而我是万万不能粘上一点行人的，否则我麻烦可就大了。他们是上帝，是风，是雨，是唯一的神话，是我的光和电。
堵了半天，才知道原来是两头中年人的车蹭上了。你说你们两个大老爷们，车子接吻了，就商量赔钱的事吧。在那里吵，吵。脸红脖子粗，跟两只打斗的公鸡似的，又不动手，瞎囔囔，耽误自己工夫，也耽误别人工夫。谁理亏谁不清楚？赶紧掏钱滚蛋就完了，用得着互相侥幸，造成堵车，浪费大家的时间吗？有点男人的样子好不好，吵架能解决问题？实在不行，打一架吧，我做裁判，赢的赔钱，输的走人，也图个痛快。你说你们两个四眼仔吵半天，然后边打电话托关系，边等交警，有这么必要么？时间就是钱，有这工夫，赔的钱早就挣回来了。真替你们悲哀，这个帐都算不过来。哪次顶上别人，我不是麻利地掏钱？哪次别人顶上我，我不是说没关系，应该的？做人要潇傻一点嘛。
就那么十几公里路程，楞开了一个多小时，借着堵车的工夫，打电话和客户谈了五六笔买卖，睡了一觉，还对着镜子整理了一下光亮小头。等到达办公室，感觉筋疲力尽，有点下班的欲望。我靠，说心里话，如果北京的地铁四通八达如东京，如果地铁里人员稀疏如加拿大的温哥华，我一准把这乌黑发亮的大爷供在家里。在地铁里摇晃着睡一觉，睁眼就是办公室，多美！这北京的车呀，真是没法开了。大量的时间，都浪费在路上了，出去一上午，预备办三件事，到最后能办成一件就不错了。有时候等得心焦，真想把车往路边一扔，一走了之。没车的时候想有车，有车的时候不想开车，实在是因为北京的交通太糟糕了。我不知道奥运会的时候会有什么限制措施，保证道路的畅通，如果是现在这个状态，我敢担保，比赛都开始了，还会有一半的运动员在路上狂跑。
塞车，是大城市的通病，如果北京唔塞车自唔系北京噜！迟吓还塞飞机哇！老美纽约亦系成日塞车，二十多公里的足足要走个多钟乃是闲事见怪不怪了！［此帖子已被 乐叔 在 2006-12-2 11:25:06 编辑过］
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